Equi: Hi, guys! For today’s Character Interview, we have a very special guest. Directly from the medieval adventure novel Pariah is the infamous pyromaniac and narcissistic bodyguard Vincent! Please give him a warm welcome! *claps*

Vincent: *takes his seat*

Equi: Or should I say… hot? *winks*

Vincent:  *frowns* …Let’s get this over with.

Equi: We appreciate that you have taken some valuable time off your busy quest to answer some of your fan mail.

Vincent: *folds his arms* Then stop wasting it.

Equi: Let’s start with some basic questions. How would you describe yourself as a person?

Vincent: What sort of question is that? Why, if I answered with the truth by describing myself as an intellectual with unbelievably striking good-looks and catastrophic magical power, I’d sound arrogant. Not that I’m denying it either, though.

Equi: What is one of your main goals that you devote yourself to?

Vincent: To obey my King, the Monarch of Feronach and serve his every wish and purpose… so that he may elect me as the heir to the throne.

Equi: Is there anything else you’d like to share about yourself?

Vincent: Nothing that your puny, human mind would ever construe.

Equi: Right then! Onto the questions.

Silvercalovere: Vincent - the evil Elf. Here's one for him: What inspired your love for pyrotechnics?

Vincent: Pyro.. tech..nics? Although I am unsure of you're exact meaning, I understand that the prefix 'Pyro' happens to mean fire, so I'll assume your question is about my pyromania. I doubt a petty human such as yourself has ever experienced the thrill and power of producing such a devastating force. Have you ever truly watched fire before? It burns, it destroys everything in its path with such grace. It turns all that is living black, and withers it away.. A beautiful poem before your very eyes, wouldn't you say, human?

Silvercalovere: ... Okay, you've got me there about not really knowin' fire, but where's the beauty in destroyin' somethin' that's already grand? Sure, fire is magnificent, in it's wild kind of way, but it doesn't really destroy anythin'. It just clears away all the old stuff to give anythin' new a chance to grow. And yeah, human here? We can't exactly watch fire for long without doin' some serious damage to our eyes.

Vincent: *snores*

Silvercalovere: *glowers before dumping a bucket of ice on the elf's head* Should sick Voldemort on you.

Vincent: -.- Women. Further proof of the unstable creature.

Silvercalovere: *smiles sweetly* Need I remind you it's havin' to deal with asinine men that makes us unstable. Textbook psych.

Vincent: Another such trait of women.. they're never at fault. :]

Silvercalovere: Absolutely.

Vincent: *bland stare* …

Equi: <<; Alllrighty, then. So I take it you’ve had bad experiences with women?

Vincent: There has yet to be a woman born with the qualities I desire.

Equi: And what qualities are those?

Vincent: *examines* None that you could ever surmise.

Equi: … Ouch, you burn my very soul with that one. Badum tsh! Get it, eh? EH!? *nudgenudge* You burning my soul? *cackle*

Vincent: *stares*

Equi: …‘Kay! NEXT QUESTION.

aPixelatedReverie: Has his magic ever backfired in such a way to cause more than a little embarrassment on his end?

Vincent: Embarrassment? Why would a powerful aristocrat like myself ever feel embarrassed by a simple and more than common incident? No, it has never caused me embarrassment.

Equi: *murmurs* You don’t feel embarrassment cause you’re always laid out after a backfire…

Vincent: *frown deepens* Excuse me?

Equi: Next!

aPixelatedReverie: Has he ever set his hair on fire?

Vincent: *sighs* Imbecile.

Equi: It’s a pretty fair question to ask, what-with your explosions n’ all.

Vincent: Only a buffoon would be so careless with his power.

Equi: Ah, and as we all know, your Almighty Elf-ness, you never lose control… do you?

Vincent: *squints* Is there something you’re implying, human?

Equi: Why, not at all! *low chuckle*

Vincent: *snarls* Do not make a mockery of me, woman.

Equi: Okay, okay, Sparky, don’t lose your scarf. Let’s move on to another questi-

Vincent: *stands sharply from his chair* We’re finished here!

Equi: But, wait! Other people want to ask questions!

Vincent: You know where to find me… *marches off*

Equi: Uhh… *nervous laughter* Well, that seems to be all for now! I’d like to thank Vincent for gracing us with his holy presence for a brief time.

Vincent:*sends a snarl over his shoulder*

Equi: Make sure to tune in for other Character Interviews! Please readers, if you would like to take part in asking a question or two, or even three, please be sure to leave a comment as I’m sure we will have another sit-down with everyone’s favorite arsonist elf, Vincent of Feronach! *claps*